cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

pantiesofficial:

when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up

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fiseebilillah:

REAL TALK

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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coild:

it rained so much the other day the grass couldnt breathe
Anonymous asked:
i know your gay n all but wearing make up is only for girls and boys shouldnt wear it

parkingstrange:

greed:

welcome to 2014 asshole

where a boy can wear a dress and look better than the next bitch 

*contours my cheekbones* 

bye

The year is 2014, grey anon with the cool shades wakes up, lost, confused, the only thing its sight is greeds tumblr blog and an open ask. “what is this” he asked, staring at the screen and keyboard sitting in front of him “they don’t have this technology in 1749” he mumbles to himself finally realizing the reality of things. But then, something so traumatizing and shocking comes across his eyes that the thought of time travel becomes trivial. This BOY is wearing what seems like…MAKE UP????!?!?!????

"NOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE" yells grey anon with the cool shades at the top of his lungs. His anger overwhelms him, he’s red in the face with the sheer amount of frustration flowing through his body. He grabs the keyboard, inputs his feelings, he’s done it now, he told tumblr user greed the truth, put him in his place. Grey anon with the cool shades can rest easy now.

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun